I don’t miss my exes, but I do miss the way I felt when I was with them.
My best friend mentioned going to the rodeo carnival with some friends, and it reminded me of going there with Gerardo last year. It was one of the most romantic dates we had. I don’t want to be with Gerardo anymore, but I want to be with someone, dammit!
I want to share funnel cake and a hot dog with someone. I want someone to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel. I want someone to hold hands with. I want someone to play silly carnival games with.
Instead this year I get to take 20 5-year-olds to the lame-ass Walker County Fair.
Yeah, there’s my exciting love life in a nutshell.
